Estate of Mind

  ESTATE OF MIND

  A DEN OF ANTIQUITY MYSTERY

  TAMAR MYERS

  For Gwen Hunter

  Contents

  1

  I’ve been in sorrow’s kitchen and licked out every pot.

  2

  You already know that my name is Abigail Timberlake, but…

  3

  “You can have it,” Greg said and gently picked up…

  4

  Much to my surprise, Hortense Simms answered on the first…

  5

  C. J. followed my instructions to the letter. She slowed to…

  6

  Some folks think that just because I’m in business for…

  7

  “It’s real?” I shrieked.

  8

  It was only eight blocks to Mrs. Cheng’s, but it might…

  9

  I much prefer back roads. During rush hour, I-77 is…

  10

  I drove straight to Pine Manor, which sits all by…

  11

  “Is there a back door?”

  12

  I drove straight to the Queen’s house. She is, after…

  13

  “That’s it, all right.” Buster spoke in a whisper, as…

  14

  “Abby, what is it?”

  15

  I got on Eden Terrace at Sullivan Middle School and…

  16

  Magdalena Yoder was wrong. I had a lot of hunches,…

  17

  Greg wasn’t in when I got home, so I left…

  18

  Queens Road just happens to be the most beautiful stretch…

  19

  There is no use having connections if one doesn’t use…

  20

  Southpark Mall has a Cinnabon shop, and I practically overdosed…

  21

  Thanks to Irene, I could afford to sleep in. I…

  22

  Time got away from me. I had to iron another…

  23

  Actually, it was more of a shriek, but I’ve got…

  24

  I had barely enough time, and not nearly enough energy,…

  25

  “Dead?”

  26

  Mama and I exchanged shocked glances.

  27

  It is not my place to judge others, but I…

  28

  “That shot,” Mama said proudly, “was fired by Freddy.”

  About the Author

  Other Books by Tamar Myers

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  1

  I’ve been in sorrow’s kitchen and licked out every pot. But I haven’t suffered half as much as Mama, to hear her tell it. So out of guilt I went along with her to the Episcopal Church of Our Savior in Rock Hill, South Carolina. I go to church regularly, mind you, but this was to the annual white elephant sale and potluck supper, and it was a Wednesday night.

  “Junk,” I whispered. “It’s just junk.”

  “Shh, Abby. Someone will hear you.”

  “So what, Mama? Feel this sweater. It’s 100 percent acrylic. You could grate carrots with it.”

  “It’s a very pretty pink.”

  “Speaking of pink, can you believe this pink flamingo night-light?”

  “Lower your voice, dear. You Know Who donated that.”

  “You Know Who?”

  “The Queen.”

  I glanced around the parish hall, looking for a dowdy little woman with a hat and an obviously empty handbag. There were no hats to be seen.

  “I don’t think she can hear all the way from England.”

  “Priscilla Hunt is not in England, dear. She’s right over there.”

  “Oh, that queen.”

  Priscilla Hunt is the uncrowned queen of Rock Hill. At least in her eyes. Not only is she the wealthiest woman in town, but she descends from one of the city’s earliest settlers. Frankly, I have always been baffled by the amount of power Priscilla is able to wield, especially considering the fact that nobody likes her. She was standing alone, as usual, glaring at her archrival, Hortense Simms.

  Hortense doesn’t have a lineage worthy of a horse thief, but she is the Episcopal Church of Our Savior’s resident celebrity and the second-wealthiest woman in the parish. She is also a confirmed spinster with a reputation for holding her nose so high, it’s a wonder she doesn’t require an oxygen mask. Confidentially, Hortense doesn’t deserve to be famous just because she published a book on antique undergarments, even if the ones she wrote about were worn by famous people. Of Corsets and Crowns never would have made the New York Times best-seller list if Oprah hadn’t mentioned it in passing. A woman who describes underwear for a living has no cause to put on airs, if you ask me.

  “I wouldn’t be surprised if the high and mighty Hortense chipped in with these cracked wooden salad bowls.”

  “I gave those,” Mama said.

  “Mama, you didn’t!”

  “I asked you if you wanted them, remember?”

  I shook my head.

  “Well, I did. Last Thanksgiving. And you said, ‘no.’ So don’t blame me if somebody else snaps them up for a song. Abby, I would have let you have them for fifty cents apiece.”

  “I don’t want the salad bowls.” I waved my arms at the clutter spread across eight folding tables that flanked the room. “Mama, we’re Episcopalians. Can’t we do better than this?”

  “What did you donate, dear? This auction is to benefit the youth group, you know. They’re badly in need of a new van.”

  I hung my head in shame. As the owner of the Den of Antiquity, one of the Charlotte area’s finest stores, I had plenty to donate to a church fund-raiser.

  Mama gasped and clutched her single strand of pearls. “You didn’t donate anything, did you?”

  “I was going to, Mama, but I’ve been busy. It sort of slipped my mind.”

  “Bet that new boyfriend of yours hasn’t slipped your mind, has he?”

  I must have looked guilty.

  “I knew it. Well, Abigail Louise Timberlake, I’m ashamed of you.”

  “Oh, Mama, you just don’t like him because he’s short.”

  “You said it, dear, not me.”

  “But, Mama, he’s three inches taller than I!”

  “You’re four-foot-nine, dear. And besides, we don’t know who his people are.”

  “Mama, you’ve met them, for crying out loud. You had lunch at his aunt’s down in Georgetown.”

  Mama sniffed. “Appearances can be deceiving, dear. You aren’t really serious about this man, are you?”

  Mama has her heart set on my marrying Greg Washburn, a handsome Charlotte police investigator. Greg is tall by anyone’s standards, and drop-dead gorgeous. Buster, on the other hand, has a face only a mama can love—his mama, not mine—and is a coroner. But Buster is someone I can count on, while Greg is as faithful as a buck rabbit—just like my ex-husband. I had a trump card that I knew would sway Mama over to Buster’s side, but I wasn’t ready to play it.

  “Maybe we should head over to the food tables,” I said, by way of diversion. “Father Foss is about to say grace.”

  “All right, dear, but I’m not letting you off the hook for a prayer. We’ll talk later. Can you make it for supper Saturday night? Or do you and that little man have plans?”

  “Saturday will be fine,” I said and, grabbing her arm, steered her toward the food tables.

  We barely made it in time. As soon as the word “Amen” passed the good father’s lips, the crowd reenacted the Oklahoma land rush. Not that I can blame them. Episcopalians rank among the world’s finest cooks, after all. Potluck at the Church of Our Savior can be a treat.

  But I was feeling a little off my feed that nig
ht. Lunch, earlier that day at Bubba’s China Gourmet up in Charlotte, was more than just a memory. Bubba’s moo goo gai grits and Beijing barbecue were still in my stomach, which in turn felt like it was somewhere down around my knees. But just to be sociable I put a watercress sandwich on my plate. Normally one would not find finger food at an evening potluck, but I blessed the kind soul who had provided it.

  “Is that all you’re going to eat?” Mama demanded, once we were seated.

  “Shhh, Mama, the bidding’s started.”

  “Do I hear a dollar fifty for these salad bowls?” Father Foss was saying.

  “Two dollars,” Mama said.

  “Mama, you can’t bid on your own donation!”

  “Why not?”

  Father Foss glanced our way. “Do I hear two-fifty?”

  “Two-fifty!” I called. What the heck. Dmitri, my cat, could use a chow bowl.

  Mama raised her hand. “Three dollars!”

  “Four dollars!” I yelled.

  Father Foss grinned. “Do I hear five?”

  I stood up. “Ten dollars!”

  “Do I hear fifteen?”

  The room was dead silent, except for the snicker that escaped Priscilla Hunt’s blue-blooded lips. We were Episcopalians, not fools. As it was, Dmitri was going to have to give me a lot of lap time to make that ten dollars well spent.

  “Ten dollars once, ten dollars twice—sold to Mozella Wiggins’s daughter.”

  Mama beamed.

  I sat down and took a bite of my sandwich. In the meantime, Father Foss tried to unload a toaster oven that had seen better days—perhaps when Herbert Hoover was president.

  Try as I might, I could not swallow that bite. I came dangerously close to gagging.

  “What’s wrong?” Mama hissed.

  I chugged back half a glass of sweet tea and mercifully set the morsel on its way. “This is the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten,” I gasped. “The bread is so dry it should be patented by a sponge company. And that’s parsley, not watercress!”

  Mama kicked me with the pointed toe of her patent leather pumps. “I made that sandwich, Abby. I was too busy learning Tshiluba to cook a real dish. Parsley and bread were all I had.”

  “What?”

  “Well, I had butter, of course. That’s real butter, Abby. Not margarine or one of those disappointing spreads.”

  “Mama! What were you learning?”

  “Tshiluba, dear. It’s an African language from the Congo, formerly Zaire. Muoyo—that’s how you say ‘hello.’ Literally, it means ‘life.’”

  I stared at her in wonderment. Forty-eight years, and the woman never ceases to amaze me.

  “Why are you learning an African language?”

  Mama said something that might even have been intelligible, but something even more curious had happened. There was some real bidding going on, and it was over a hideous copy of one of my favorite paintings, Vincent van Gogh’s The Starry Night. I had seen the monstrosity earlier and would have laughed myself silly had it not been for the restraining influence of Bubba’s lunch. My guess was that a neophyte oil painter had foisted his masterpiece on some undeserving relative at Christmas, and said relative had been waiting all year to dump the piece of garbage. Still, the frame on the faux Gogh was nice, and I had initially allowed myself the possibility of acquiring the painting for just that reason.

  “Thirty-five,” a female person called from the nether reaches of the hall.

  I am comfortable with my height—believe me, I am. But even if I had been standing, I wouldn’t have been able to see who had bid such an exorbitant amount.

  “Mama, who is that?”

  “I don’t recognize the voice, dear. It’s probably a Presbyterian. They’re the ones with the money, you know.”

  “Forty-five,” a male voice boomed. It sounded like that sleazeball Vincent Dougherty. He doesn’t belong to any church that I know of, but he’s a big deal in the Rock Hill business community. When the Catawba Indians opened their high-stakes bingo parlor on Cherry Road, Vincent opened the Adult Entertainment Center just across the street. Don’t ask what goes on in there, but the city zoning committee rues the day they let that one slip by them.

  I considered standing on my chair. “Mama, is that Vincent?”

  “Yes, and don’t you think it’s ironic? Him bidding on a painting by another Vincent!”

  “It’s ironic all right. One disgusting thing bidding on another.”

  “Fifty,” the female voice said.

  “Sixty-five,” Sleazeball countered.

  “Seventy.”

  “Eighty.”

  “Ninety.” I could tell by the tone of the woman’s voice that this was her last bid.

  I stood on my chair. It was quick hop up and then off. I’m sure that no one but Mama noticed. It was just long enough to see a beautiful black woman with cornrows. She was sitting near the door, next to a bearded white man in a black leather, grommet-studded vest. They were not Episcopalians, that much I could tell. And I didn’t remember seeing them in the food lineup.

  “One hundred!” I said and waved my arm like an F student who finally has the right answer.

  Mama pinched me. “Abby!”

  “One hundred and twenty.” Sleazeball was determined.

  So was I. Although Vincent Dougherty made a career out of peddling trash, he was not the type to throw his money away on junk. No doubt he too had recognized that the gold frame was valuable.

  But how much was it worth? It had been a while since I’d been in a decent frame shop. And anyway, that was comparing apples with oranges. This was an old frame—hand-applied gilt on molded gesso. Had it been teamed with a real painting, its value would have been easier to judge. Still, it was worth more than one-twenty.

  “One hundred and fifty dollars,” I shouted, “and ninety-nine cents!”

  There followed an equal mixture of guffaws and gasps.

  Mama was one of those who gasped. “Abby, I thought you said it was disgusting!”

  “The painting, Mama. Not the frame.”

  “Going once, going twice—” Father Foss paused, and looked in Vincent’s direction, but got no response. The sleazeball had met his match. “Sold to Mozella Wiggins’s daughter.”

  “He doesn’t know my name, does he?” I wailed.

  “He’s only been here a year, dear. And you’ve been gone—uh, how long?”

  “Twenty-five years. But I come back for weddings and funerals.”

  “Those don’t count, Abby. And neither does Christmas and Easter. A person should have God in their life on a more regular basis.”

  “Mama, since when did you start being so religious?”

  “Since—”

  She didn’t finish her sentence because Father Foss was standing directly behind me, the painting under his arm.

  “Congratulations,” he said with a warm smile. “I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the biggest moneymaker of the evening. On behalf of the youth group, thank you.”

  “Just glad to do my part,” I said breezily. “And by the way, my name is Abigail Timberlake. The reason you don’t see me in church on Sunday is because I live up in Charlotte. Which isn’t to say that I don’t go to church there. Well, actually I don’t, but I could if I wanted to—”

  Mama nudged me. “Abby, dear,” she whispered, “you’re digging your hole deeper and deeper.”

  “In that case,” I wailed, “maybe I’ll just hide in it.”

  Thank God Father Foss is a kind and gentle man. “Enjoy the painting, Miss Timberlake. It’s certainly one of a kind.”

  “Let’s hope so.”

  Father Foss smiled and returned to his auctioneer’s post. I, quite foolishly, hoisted the painting on my shoulder and headed out the parish hall doors. After all, I was through buying for the night. But had I known then what I know now, I would have chased after Mama’s priest and begged him to pray for me. I was soon going to need all the prayers I could get.

  2

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nbsp; You already know that my name is Abigail Timberlake, but you might not know that I was married to a beast of a man for just over twenty years. Buford Timberlake—or Timbersnake, as I call him—is one of Charlotte, North Carolina’s most prominent divorce lawyers. Therefore, he knew exactly what he was doing when he traded me in for his secretary. Of course, Tweetie Bird is half my age—although parts of her are even much younger than that. The woman is 20 percent silicone, for crying out loud, although admittedly it balances rather nicely with the 20 percent that was sucked away from her hips.

  In retrospect, however, there are worse things than having your husband dump you for a man-made woman. It hurt like the dickens at the time, but it would have hurt even more had he traded me in for a brainier model. I can buy most of what Tweetie has (her height excepted), but she will forever be afraid to flush the toilet lest she drown the Ty-D-Bol man.

  And as for Buford, he got what he deserved. Our daughter, Susan, was nineteen at the time and in college, but our son, Charlie, was seventeen, and a high school junior. In the penultimate miscarriage of justice, Buford got custody of Charlie, our house, and even the dog Scruffles. I must point out that Buford got custody of our friends as well. Sure, they didn’t legally belong to him, but where would you rather stake your loyalty? To a good old boy with more connections than the White House switchboard, or to a housewife whose biggest accomplishment, besides giving birth, was a pie crust that didn’t shatter when you touched it with your fork? But like I said, Buford got what he deserved and today—it actually pains me to say this—neither of our children will speak to their father.

  Now I own a four-bedroom, three-bath home not far from my shop. I paid for this house, mind you—not one farthing came from Buford. At any rate, I share this peaceful, if somewhat lonely, abode with a very hairy male who is young enough to be my son.